Harry let out a soft groan as he stood, his body stretching in a way that made his back pop and crack in relief after sitting for so long in the same position. He arrives at hogwarts versed in the higher arts of divination, arithmancy, numerology, and palmistry you know real magic. Harry potter and the chamber of secrets crack youtube. It works whether his name is harry potter or frodo or neo.
Most persons, even with a magical background, would be hopeless in discerning the emotional state of an owl, but after a good. Feel free to add a fanfic of your own to the list, but remember to use the template found here you can also add to the current recommendations if you want. This was the snowy owl of one of his students, a very special mister harry potter, and the owl seemed to be distressed and eager for the professor to relieve him of his burden. If playback doesnt begin shortly, try restarting your. Imagine harry potter raised under the guiding hand of sibyll trelawney. This was a process of discovery as there was no documentation to tell either professor or student how to proceed. Harry potter and the cracked reservoir by musings of apathy. Umpg publishing, umpi, cmrra, latinautor umpg, latinautor, bmi broadcast music inc. The book he had been reading, soul magics and bonds.
Warnings offensive language, spoilers for hp, possible brain damage. Harry potter and the cracked reservoir harry potter is owned by j. The addams family is owned by the estate of charles addams. In days of old when knights were bold and s werent invented, scribes would hang at the still to guard their quill and lawsuits were prevented. Harry asked nervously, shifting his eyes between bill and hermione and back again. Biggest plot holes in harry potter business insider. Harry potter may be one of the most beloved series in the world, but that doesnt mean j. Learn how coconut oil saves the day and grab this love potion recipe too. Buffy the vampie slayer is owned by joss whedon, mutant enemy, upn xmen is owned by stan lee, marvel entertainment, and 20th century fox. With daniel radcliffe, emma watson, rupert grint, brendan gleeson. I, harry potter, swear on my magic and my life to abide by all of the terms that the portrait of armando dippet has set forth in regards this exchange, so mote it be. Harry potter and the shadowed light chapter 1, a harry.
Not to mention most of them are insanely inappropriate so i made this one and it was so. Proof that the remaining 10% is worth going mad from laughter for here these are recommendations made by tropers for harry potter crack fic and humor fanfic, all of which have to be signed to stay on the page. Ginny told the twins about an obscure, marauders era, pranking spell which she had been gleefully taught by one of the originals and asked them to perform it on the two gryffindor prefects. Harry potter and professor albus dumbledore spent the next two days figuring out how to contain harry s magic. The content on this site that is my intellectual property consists of the following. With their warning about lord voldemorts ralph fiennes return scoffed at, harry daniel radcliffe and dumbledore sir michael gambon are targeted by the wizard authorities as an authoritarian bureaucrat slowly seizes power at hogwarts. Mister potter, harry was greeted after he sat in the witness chair in front of the adjudicating body. Harry potter and the truth chapter 1, a harry potter. So theres another harry potter movie is breaking box office records, and youre tempted to pick up the books to see what all the fuss is about. Login with facebook login with yahoo create account. So ive been watching some crack videos lately, and i noticed there arent very many harry potter ones. Be sure to check out 6 horrifying implications of the harry potter universe and 6 harry potter films according to someone who never saw them. Harry potter and the cracked reservoir was updated on 14th feb 07. By the way, i do not own any of the songs, movies, or vines in this.
This was a process of discovery as there was no documentation to tell either professor or student how to proceed, as very few wizards have ever had this problem. Harry potter harry potter and the cracked reservoir. Voldemort vanished when the minister of magic, corneilius fudge, and a bunch of aurors came and saw that harry potter, the boy they slandered, had indeed been telling the truth of voldemorts return. Harry found himself on his feet in his headmasters office that he was so familiar with. Gred and forge were grinning wildly after promising to help ginny and harry anytime with a little pranking. Pinhead and the cenobites are owned by clive barker. The lost rituals, hadnt had the answers he was looking for and he was almost at the point of losing hope that he would find any answers.
The basic premise of this story was inspired by gryffindors harry potter, the heir of magic, which was put up for adoption by the author this is completely au immediately following the events of the ootp. Thank you so much to elisabeth longo, harry potter lyrics lover, and grimmdagirl1 for all the amazing ideas. Rowling, warner brothers, and its various affiliates. Banshee backup cd, no cd harry potter and the sorcerer\ s stone v1. Do you have cracked and bleeding breastfeeding nipples. Harry potter and the order of the phoenix 2007 imdb. Thrown back in time from 2019 to 1991, a grown and disgruntled harry potter finally has the chance to change his life for the better, fixing things before everything went wrong and becoming the father figure for his younger self that he never had. Suggested by sme miley cyrus wrecking ball official video. Harry potter and the four founders chapter 1 darth. Jk rowling, bloomsbury books, scholastic books, raincoast books, and warner brothers incorporated no infringement is intended. A blue swirl coiled around harry s body and with a blinding flash disappeared, leaving all of the portraits looking at harry in absolute shock. Yet you resist, out of fear of being called some kind of stunted manchild or pedophile. Harry of course was upset and angered at himself for being led into a trap, along with five of his friends.